steve rogers in his military uniform (◡‿◡✿)
steve rogers in his captain america uniform (◕‿◕✿)
steve rogers in no uniform at all (⊙‿⊙✿)
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
I was watching the first draft of my play come out of the printer and it was like, “Oh, look, there’s a subplot that I forgot to develop.”
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
The three stages of doing homework
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
"I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"
From this point onward I will never respond any other way.
one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons
Acceptable reaction to misogyny.
I need to start a collection of Spike jumping off things.