A Blog by Slider

wintersoldjer:

wintersoldjer:

wintersoldjer:

steve rogers in his military uniform (◡‿◡✿)

steve rogers in his captain america uniform (◕‿◕✿)

steve rogers in no uniform at all (⊙‿⊙✿)

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

verbs-everywhere:

I was watching the first draft of my play come out of the printer and it was like, “Oh, look, there’s a subplot that I forgot to develop.”

becomming:

similar

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

What a beautiful wedding.
the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

fakebreast:

real

artbymoga:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

"I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?"

From this point onward I will never respond any other way.

Sketches (by Glen Keane) and final animation

phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

turbo1nix:

Acceptable reaction to misogyny.

marilynmay:

I need to start a collection of Spike jumping off things.

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know